Dicembre 2010
“Yep, it’s exactly like the USA. In the USA, there’s two political parties, which...”
– VoIP Now Technically Illegal In China - Slashdot (via misantropo)
BAM!
Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different....
minipandas:
sugarsugarskull:
Did you really need all these dumbasses to teach you shit you should’ve already known? Thanks for proving how dense the American population really is.
I’ll have to agree with core. There’s more to life then music!
Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different as long as everyone likes you and thinks you’re cool, Ke$ha taught me to have no respect for...
yeah so i can’t make anything but pizzelles.
i’m gonna call my creation disaster “butter anise i hate myself square with hate butter anise topping”
midnight crackhead amateur baking: anise shortbread. let’s see how that goes.
ugh/
The face I make when an unbelievably stupid girl...
minipandas:
dirtyoxfords:
takingheartsasornaments:
steffysteffysteffy:
like, “who invented walking?” .. oh yes, it’s been asked.
This one girl I hate asked my bestfriend how much a dollar water was and then she asked me where her locker was -_-
“Isn’t Alaska next to Puerto Rico?” - Oh man, I wish I was there for that moment.
Makes me miss CAPA. And my seminar.
In Which Spike.com Declares the 'Top Seven Cutest...
equalitymyth:
Um ya, that is not a joke. And Nicole Kidman is #1!
1. oh god
2. using the word “cute” makes it so condescending
3. that being said, i’m glad a jezebel writer was featured, and that a handful of older women were featured
4. why are they all white?
5. the comments make me want to vomit.
When I draw a person,
minipandas:
lynettemofukka:
tranzient:
bringmethehairspray:
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
THAT SECOND EYE IS A GODDAMNED MENACE.
FORREAL.
Every time.
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watching three’s company. Jack is posing as a doctor and using his stethoscope like a microphong, then he says “testing: uno, dos, tres, catorce”.. like that corny ass u2 song! is this a reference to something else? is the u2 song a reference to this episode? jesus i need to go to sleep
LOLadelphia!: How to speak Philadelphian: "Old... →
loladelphia:
Yesterday we mused about the young buls, today it’s time to rip some jawns about the old heads. I still remember the first time someone referred to me as an old head, despite the fact that I am anything but. In a weird way, “old head” is actually a backhanded way of giving one respect without…
Awwww I love the word oldhead. danny hahah
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watching how i met your mother on lifetime. show ends, next show is Will from Will and Grace and Elaine from Seinfeld playing a couple. what the fuck.
Why do all the girls I live around think it's cute...
dancesamdance:
Just… no, please kill yourself.
LOLadelphia!: How to speak Philadelphian: "Wally" →
loladelphia:
Okay, hear me out on this jawn fellas. You at the club right, you meet a woman who you want to dance with. The drinks is flowin’, the beats is snappin’, and the jawns is poppin’, you having a good night as it is. The woman starts to grind herself up against your piece, which is enjoyed by you. My…
HELL YEAh. my friend from Brooklyn thought I was crazy when I said wally. She...
: How to speak Philadelphian: "Don't you DARE... →
loladelphia:
As opposed to a phrase that is actually spoken via the human mouth and tongue, this is a rare case of a gesture saying more than words ever could. Last year, Philadelphia had its snowiest winter on record. As a result, many Philadelphians had to take part in the irritating…
Yup. Last year me and some bitch got into a screaming match with some bitch over my mom’s...
i really want to take a phonetics class but it conflicts with the really fun/easy us politics class taught by an adorable teacher.. gh
david and solomon, kings of controversy. →
commonunity:
“Most Israeli archaeologists would prefer that their work not be used as a political wedge. This, nonetheless, is the way of young nations. As Bar-Ilan University archaeology professor Avraham Faust observes, “The Norwegians relied on Viking sites to create a separate identity from their Swedish and Danish rulers. Zimbabwe is named after an archaeological site. Archaeology is a very...
a true american hero. →
